screwed up mess


Trang Nguyen. Viet. MA chillin'
Chin up beautiful.



wefreakingloveonedirection:

oh dear Jesus!
  • Wife: "Who are you talking to!?"
  • Husband: "It's Jake from State Farm."
  • Wife: "Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning? Who is this?"
  • Husband: "It's Jake from State Farm."
  • Wife: "What are you wearing 'Jake from State Farm'?"
  • Jake from State Farm: "Uh... khakis."
  • Wife: "She sounds hideous."
  • Husband: "Well she's a guy so..."

horaneyes:

One Direction in America

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