

screwed up mess
- Wife: "Who are you talking to!?"
- Husband: "It's Jake from State Farm."
- Wife: "Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning? Who is this?"
- Husband: "It's Jake from State Farm."
- Wife: "What are you wearing 'Jake from State Farm'?"
- Jake from State Farm: "Uh... khakis."
- Wife: "She sounds hideous."
- Husband: "Well she's a guy so..."







